Monday, June 28, 2010

dear miranda kerr,

on the 28th of june i too so happened to be in new york city. to be specific i was on 14th and 6th. why where u on 14th and not to far from me and i did not see u? was i just not meant to meet the 2nd greatest model in the world?
-sincerely me


what do u think kitty?

me too...



SSD funny as shit. this kid has done a cappella version of the pokemon theme song. i love wen people have a lot of time on their hands and r able to make things that amuse me

p.s- he really likes v necks


Saturday, June 26, 2010

iphone 4 miranda kerr pinky promise

SSD things i found on tumblr

funny or die iphone commercial lmfao does the iphone 4 have a big dick? YES and face it u want that dick o.o

pinky promise and lock it <3

miranda kerr greatest victoria secret model <3

cute post secret


Monday, June 21, 2010


SSD aw lindos. que paso? i miss them

Sunday, June 20, 2010

i want this dress

i think it might be a wedding dress but its so cute id rock it to the beach. i really like

he broke gods law, murphys law... law and order

SSD zach galifianakis playig his "twin brother" seth. soo fucking funny. but more than anything brian ungers expression are fucking priceless plus hes super hot. but the zach is a fucking clown the monster voice was too much


green day

green day performed at wembley stadium. apparently their biggest show to date sold out and all that good stuff. and they somehow got mike dirnt to fucking sing. so jealous that i could not witness this why couldnt i randomly be in london?


daisy lowe?

Saturday, June 19, 2010

jimmy fallon

SSD i wanna get blown by jake an jimmy o_o >.> ...


wingtips and gaga!


the pretentious illiterate

SSD zach galifianakis silly bitch. i have no idea how i learned to spell his name correctly. im really kinda proud of myself im not gonna lie




t-pain the news

SSD auto tuned news heck yes!


best made company axe sling

SSD man purse for ur axe now im not saying it isnt kinda classy looking but if u want to put ur axe in a sling i dont think u go out to chop wood that often. im just saying


add suv

SSD extra shitastic song but pharrell is in it <3 and his cars amazing <3

UFFIE - ADD SUV (feat . Pharrell Williams) HD from Uffie on Vimeo.


random shit on the internet

SSD going thru tumblr found some cool stuff. typing is not fun wen u need to puke the party out of ur soul...heres pics
uncle jessi ur doing it right!

vuvuzelas!!!! i want!

pedo bear is everywhere

from subway douchery this is an amazing pic i wish more people would be this entertaining on the train


Friday, June 18, 2010

super mario beatbox

SSD Japanese beatboxer Hikakin goes mario on our ass. genius!


Wednesday, June 16, 2010

EOS mixtape watch

SSD why the fuck wouldnt u want this? EOS mixtape watch moves like a real cassette and looks classy as fuck while doing so. im sure my moms gonna be pissed and i prob should be saving my money for vacation buuut i want it soooo im gonna get it. also in black and white/blue



banksy revealed

LONDON—At a press conference Tuesday, 89-year-old Rose Biggin, a grandmother from the Camden Town neighborhood of North London, announced that she was in fact the internationally renowned graffiti artist known only as Banksy. "Those drawings? Oh, yes, those are mine," said the diminutive octogenarian, who admitted to scaling buildings and climbing fences in order to put up life-sized stenciled images that satirize modern society's mores and its inherent political power structures. "It sure does help to pass the time." Biggin then returned home, where along with some of her "dearest friends," she sipped tea, sampled some nice ginger cake, and planned the necessary destruction of dominant capitalist paradigms.

lmfao gotta love the onion,17604/



SSD season 3 of rachel zoe project if FINALLY back! and with no taylor. yay! team rachel all the way <3


hot n fun

SSD cant this shit come out already? kthanxbye


zach galifianakis





peter hernandez aka BRUNO MARS

SSD mmmmhhhhmmm *head swivel* yea i put yo govahment out there bruno... because i love you u_u <3 bruno mars once again making his way to the top and being damn sexy while doing so thank you very much.


random internet stuff

x ray calendar

SSD xray pin up calendar? thats pretty fucking cool. so basically some doctor people get pin up calendars every year and this time they went medical on their ass and were like WABAM! u get to see her insides. i hope that sounded uneducated enough so i can fit in with the drake rioters!!


Friday, June 11, 2010

Monday, June 7, 2010

mr postman

SSD i was listening to mr postman by juelz and although i like it i just cant stop thinking about camron the lyrics get so ridiculous for NO REASON lol still entertaining. i do like the lil wayne one better tho

I'm a water dude, jet skis, water pools
Surfing the (wave), I'm hurting the (wave)
Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do

aziz mtv opening

SSD aziz as precious LMFAO



SSD soccer aka futbol aka nap time is prob one of the most boring sports but it doesnt make their players any less cuter. that sport has the most gorgeous players and i def watched it a few times with my cousin (shes a fucking fiend) just to admire the players

kaka is fucking cute he is awesome and i def watched like 90% of those games just for him


Louis Vuitton for World Cup trophy

SSD because no one is good enough to look at the world cup its gonna be enclosed in a custom made Louis Vuitton trunk until theres a winner i suppose. of course it looks indredible with its famous monogrammed leather and an inch thick of wood to protect it from undeserving eyes and lips apparently. Reports in Spain say one of the crooners behind the official World Cup theme, David Bisbal, has been reprimanded by FIFA suits for puckering up and slobbering wet kisses over the cup. Can u blame him? YES, TO THE GALLOWS!



SSD so im not good at keeping up with these gadgets and stuff but everyone seems to be making quite a fuss about the new iphone 4. i didnt get it at first buuut they took it there. i looked it up and its kind of fucking amazing. apple has put together a basically indestructible phone with with a stainless steel band around it camera with flash and theres a camera in the front 2 mics and ridiculous pixel quality. now if i actually cared enough to take care of my phone id so get it but i also dint have a job and my mom is not gonna be up for buying my a phone bc i think its cute. oh well


Saturday, June 5, 2010

johnny depp at Cannes Film Festival

SSD here's Johnny Depp with his wife Vanessa Paradis and Tim Burton and Karl Lagerfeld at the chanel dinner at the cannes film festival... theyre just so fucking awesome


do the urkel

SSD im watching family matters and they jsut showed this. LMFAO

im on a cake

SSD look at your cake….now back to this… back at your cake…now back to this…sadly, this isn’t your cake………..I’M ON A CAKE

got this from my new fav twitter page of the day breakfast at nordstroms

finally found where im gonna live...where is this?
You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.

who u gonna call?

SSD i really have nothing to say about this except that im getting this. oversized handbags obviously arent where u should be taking ur books to skool even if my whole life fits in it. the point is i need the proton pack backpack and thats that!


Friday, June 4, 2010

le love

SSD i fucking love this blog which is weird i suppose. im not this lovey dovey person. i dont shower people with affection actually it scares me a lot and if i really like someone they will watch me run away from it all until i finally get used to it. change is not something i handle well. but maybe thats why i recently started watching chick flicks and stuff. not my cup of tea but i feel like with watching them i can someone for that hour let go of those emotions as girly and/ or dumb as it sounds. anyway as i was saying le love is the cutest blog and people write in their personal stories and u realize how human everyone is. this story is one of my favs bc this person worded it perfectly how scary the thought of love is but how u dont let go. guuh lol enough with the icky stuff rawrawrawr im big and bad and i kick people in the face for fun lol

ps. i love that pic

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