I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home (Trololo)

SSD the little john of his time. u expect him to start singing but he never does- oh wait!- nope never does...or does he?



lfsu- luhluhluhluhluh

hustles with russells

SSD hustles with russells is so funny and im mad i didnt see this sooner. Affion Crockett is a funny fucking dude and he should be doing more



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dane cook

SSD nobody is more unfunnier right now than dane cook. its hurts to say it bc in high skool he was a fucing character and he ran up that comedy mountain and had a good thing going then fell of a cliff and fucking died. hes really annoying wen he happens to make an appearance at 3 am on a show or something but i was thinking about the magugu clip and how i still call my best friend that. we've shortened it now to just gugu and changed the spelling to gewgew. this is one of the only funny clips left of dane cook


Dane Cook: Rough around the edges "15 cents"

Sam | MySpace Video

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shutterbug

SSD havent laughed this hard in a minute... literally. a minute before my mom was being a typical cute mama bear got me giggling and such. shes a good mama bear i put her back in my pocket so she could take a nap. this kid however is fucking hilarious i wish human giant was still on. is it still on? im pretty sure its not hm oh well



http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOxHsQHepgU

google swirl!

SSD i was looking up hemut newton on google and thought i pressed home but it took me to google images. one of the sugestions were images of pablo picasso so of course i pressed it. the layout is pretty fucking cool its like a stack of photos and so i pressed one and it turns into this disc of pics u can choose from. "google image swirl" is my new fav thing shit is dope! the pic is a print screen hence why its so badass and has the beatles above and facebook blogger and tumblr open at the same time!!!

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shit i find on tumblr

classic charlie murphy

AND WITH THIS I SAY HAPPY BURDAI TO MY LIL TRICK CAMILA BANKS AKA KILLA CAM AKA CAMCAM. my sisters finally 21 which means 1. we are no longer both 20 and 2. SHE CAN BUY ME LIQUOR WOOOOOOOOOOO! happy 21 child!

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!!

ben whishaw

SSD ben whishaw is fucking hot. theres no other way of putting it. hes glorious and if i need to drop my panties to show my appreciation well then sometimes things have to get done...except i probably wouldnt do that for a few reasons but the most important one being that ive never watched any of his films. dont get me wrong ive heard of them and ive always wanted to see them but theyre period pieces. u really have to be in the mood to watch movies like that and be like ok i have to spend the day watching this movie bc its all old looking and shit so it feels like forever. now i forgot wat the point of this was and i dont want to reread wat i just wrote soo im just gonna post pics and admire him and maybe watch Perfume: The Story of a Murderer or Bright Star...totally forgot why i was writing about this again.... *looks at pics*

AZIZ! again... last one i swear

MTV Shows

i hate twitter

SSD i dont get it. i readdy dont get it. why are u blogging with a max of 160 characters really? u might as well just have a regular blog and post wat u please. anyway the point is my friends really want me to get one and i wasnt having it so they decided theyd make one under my name and tell everyone im puerto rican. funny but false DR ALL THE WAY! and of course they needed to make it slightly stereotypical so its dique_tigerlily @ twitter. -_- i fucking love tiger lily they have gone too far...jerks.

stevsd @dique_tigerlily is that Pocahontas you have as your background? Was she Boricua?

def made me laugh but theyre still jerks

AZIZ! again

SSD so i was tumblr stalking and wouldnt u kno it i just so happened to come across aziz ansaris tumblr. and i juuust so happen to see april 26 MY BIRTHDAY and this pic of conan <3 and aziz "pulling the Chuck Norris Rural Policeman Handle (formerly the Walker Texas Ranger Lever)". how fucking epics is that? more proof that this year was one of the greatest bdays ever!

AZIZ

i shouldnt be up this late

lmfao

AZIZ!

SSD i spent this whole week watching the first 2 seasons of parks and recreation and i fucking love it. now that ive seen all the episodes i dont kno wat to do with my life. anywho as i was scrolling thru the internet i found this. AZIZ ANSARI! i freaking love him. hes the best part of parks and just an awesome comedian im fucking hyped and cant wait to see him host the mtv movie bullshit



LFSU- RON SWAAANSON

miranda kerr!

SSD

so i was looking for things to steal off of tumblr and i come across a picture of adriana lima. she is pretty hot, no complaints there she is like my second fav Victorias Secret model but i was really hoping that they posted a Miranda Kerr pic bc she is THE GREATEST MODEL ALIVE. and of course they did. i fucking love her shes gorgeous shes sexy and cute! adriana is just way too much sex in one person miranda kerr is a equal dose of everything and therefore she is amazing end of story good day oh and heres a pic of adriana bc shes still hot


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bob ross!

lamebook FTW!

SSD its been a while since ive been on lamebook but ive noticed this shiloh character repeatedly showing up and having the most genius conversations. i need to be their friend

breakfast at tiffanys

SSD about to watch breakfast at tiffanys for the 2nd time this week. some movies never get old and now that im done with this semester (finally!) i might as well watch all my fav movies to celebrate




Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end--
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.



lfsu- my huckleberry friend

schools almost done

SSD today is the last day. come tomorrow i just have to hand in my work and i am done for the semester until fall. i cant wait! but for now i have to finish my "ceramicing" project which is draining the life out of me. the only thing keeping me sane is kid cudy lady gaga and a few others



lfsu- just a few more hours

I like balls

SSD ftw official vid yesss!



edit- thank you poscirra grem for the informative title and pause
lets fuck shit up

nerd and nelly furtado- hot n fun

SSD ^.^ love this song

N.E.R.D. (Feat. Nelly Furtado) - Hot N Fun [Official Video] from Jeezy on Vimeo.

happy mama bear day

got my mother this for mama bear day bc shes just so hip and fresh and really loves the rap sheet


lfsu- love ya mommy

SSD BAWR! BRUNO MARS! yes yes yes! bruno mars' ep "its better if u dont understnad comes out may 11. its about time im so freaking excited!

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betty white on snl

SSD oh betty!

single ladies african remix

"...beyonce i can be ur jay z we be the same im just a darker rapper im a true african hes just a swagger jacker" lmfao hilarity

bruno mars once again

SSD bruno mars will rule the world im sure of it. heres his feature on billboard mag


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mujer om om

BOYS BOYS BOYS!

god toking it in the sky

18,700 years ago, a supernova in the Circinus constellation resulted in a neutron star that spins seven times per second, a pulsar 20 kilometers in diameter called PSR B1509-58.

lets fuck shit up- and smoke with god!

death of a ninja turtle

SSD i was watching the ninja turtles movie two days ago.. or maybe last night not sure and i was surprised by how shitastic the movie was. still amazing bc it is chilhood after all but corny cheesy and horribly animated i was laughing of embarrassment for a good 45 min then decided i needed to get my ass to sleep bc i was losing twice the braincells i would on a regular night. point is i wanted to kill the ninja turtles in that movie for being wiggidy wack. thankfully strawberry shortcake and my little pony (<3) got around to it a lot sooner than i did

haha leonardo haha

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/05/strawberry_shortcake_riding_a.php

lets fuck shit up

SHOES SHOES SHOES!!!!

aaaahhhhhh omg ok so i was really sad that i cant afford the ance atacoma wedges and even sadder than i didnt know they had limited edition jeffrey campbell alexa wedges that were actually affordable but i just found jefferey cambell raid wedges which are exactly like the alexa wedges just open on the top which i find soo much more cuter and girlier and less bulky. oh god i will be living in these this summer. CANT FUCKING WAIT!!!!! do u know how easy it will be to kick people in the face now?

whose line is it anyway

SSD whose line is it anyway is by far one of the funniest shows ever. since im bored at home i youtubed some clips and found this one. if i had a bladder problem i def would have peed all over myself